Schlort

Like a Schlong, but shorter.

We all laughed our asses off when he whipped out his tiny little schlort!

by Brobacca May 17, 2011

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Schlorter

1. A person with a small penis.
2. A man with a shlort (a small penis).
3. A person who behaves in a disorderly way/who exaggerates and boasts of the size of their genitals.

"Jordan came up to me yesterday with an extra large condom." "Wow, but isn't he a schlorter?"

by LeSquidface October 11, 2016

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schlomper

1) noun - Number of semen emissions during an ejaculation.
2) noun - a stupid person or thing.

1)Last night I shot six schlompers while cumming, good work Honey!
2) President Bush is such a Schlomper.

by S.A. Khan August 31, 2004

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schlomping

cool relaxed way of chilling, usually used when you should be doing something more important.
WARNING - this is highly addictable.

i can't be arsed with this test i think im just going to schlomp.

by girl April 20, 2004

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Girl named Dominique: hot girl with big booty who likes to suck large cock. The term schlominique means a Dominique somewhere in the world is sucking off some guy and is deep throating him, until his penis gets lodged in her throat. They must be rushed to the hospital. If they don't get the problem fixed quickly, the outcome could be potentially deadly.

Jill: Did you see what happened to Paris Hilton last night?

John: No. What did she do?

Jill: She got caught in the middle of a schlominique with George Bush and they had to be rushed to intesive care!

by haruhi_godess January 25, 2009

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