One who drinks tons of whiskey, punches you in the face and fucks your girlfriend while you're knocked out.
Where did you get that black eye? Mccormick!
by mcrmac79 February 7, 2010
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A kid in South Park that gets killed all the time
Stan: Oh my god, they killed Kenny McCormick.
Kyle: You Bastards!
by Ohmygodtheykilledkenny March 8, 2021
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A South Park character almost as perverted as Chef. He is one of the four main boys, along with Stan, Kyle, and Cartman - Kenny is the residential poor kid, consistently clothed, concealed, and muffled by an orange parka, whose experience with sex is only surpassed by his experience with death.

Visible in select episodes without his orange parka - most notably in the movie. Has messy blond hair. The best-looking of the South Park boys. Voiced by Matt Stone.
Kenny McCormick: M mm mm! Mmm mffm mfmf mm m- MMM MMMF!
(I want her! Maybe I'll finger her and- OH NOOO!!!)

*Kenny is flattened by Mariah Carey's breasts*

Stan: Oh my God! She killed Kenny!

Kyle: You bastard!!!
by Silver415 December 19, 2009
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Character On South Park, a comedy central tv show. He wheres an orange parka that covers his entire face and muffles all his words, he never takes this parka off ever except for one quick second in the South Park Movie. Kenny is also very poor, his family has many welfair babies. Kenny is one of the four south park boys. In almost every episode up until the end of season five, Kenny dies, but then re-appears the next episode. In the 6th season of the tv show, he is dead for good, and its replaced by Butters. In the 7th season Kenny re-appears. Kenny is also the most perverted out of the four boys, he knows everything about sex and explains it to the boys, but ofcourse it is muffled. However the boys can understand kenny through his muffling coat, and they talk and interact with him. It is just harder for viewers like you and me to undertand him...
"Oh my god, they killed kenny!"-Kyle
"You Bastards!"-Stan

"mi mrlike merls werr b-ahhr mrr mree mri mrlike merls werr br-ahhrr mrittys"-Kenny (muffled)
by n, mcbar August 21, 2005
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one of the best characters ever created.
person one: I love Kenny McCormick

Person two: same
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The foul, crude, but kick ass boy on south park / He wears an orange parka and him voice is muffled. Thats the fun part..
Les: Going down to south park gonna see if I cant unwind"
seasons 1-2
Kenny Mccormick: I like girls with big vaginas I like girls with big fat titties
Seasons 3-5
I have got a ten inch penis use your mouth if u wanna clean it
Seasons 7^
Some day ill be old enough to stick my dick in briteny's butt
by sdfsfsdfsfsd er gdfg September 7, 2006
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