bay area private school guys

Most of the private school guys in the bay are fucking lame, ugly, and they have no game at all. But the cute ones that are kinda cool can get it if they weren't dumb, unloyal, overly horny, cocky, and didn't spend all their time on video games.

girl 1: dude bay area private school guys are kinda fine no cap.
girl 2: ik but last time i talked to one it turned out to be a waste of time, money, and effort.

by pppoopoo696969pppoopoo June 8, 2020

Private eye

When you are fucking your girl from behind and pull out before blowing your load. You then take aim spunking in her eye as she looks back at you wondering why you don't want to give her a cream pie.

Dude#1:. How come your gf is squinting?
Dude#2: I have here the private eye last night.

by mafiaMike July 1, 2018

private chat

The thing fucking used when you want to talk to one fucking person; not a fucking group chat.

"Oh,have you ever heard of private chat?"

by IWANTTOFUCKINGKMS December 3, 2017

private story

A story for people you actually like and you post stuff about your personal life

Joe : do you have one of those private story’s

Me : yeah

Joe : add me , bro !

by Grace gelling July 7, 2019

private browsing

1) The button on Safari (Mac internet application) that keeps everything you do out of your history until you turn it off. Practically made for porn.

2) Jacking off

Thank Steve Jobs, everyone. Now you can watch porn and keep your history squeaky clean

1) Private browsing is a super invention

2) Woman: whatcha doin?
Man: Private browsing

by mac-lovin January 19, 2008

Private Square

Your 'private square' is an invisible square that covers the top of your chest to just below your 'privates'. When someone (ie a rapist) moves to touch you inappropriately in this area, you must show them your 'Private Square'.

*Hold hand out in a stop sign*
STOP, don't touch me there!
*Do a 4 point motion of the square*
This is my private Square!
*Move arms rigidly up and down*
R. A. P. E!
*Point finger in a nagging motion*
Keep your hands away from me!
*Flail arms wildly as if you've just won the argument*
BITCH, go rape someone else!

Elly: I was almost totally raped last night
Nick: Oh my God, are you alright?
Elly: Yeh, I showed him my private square and he ran away, defeated.

by Octopusraves February 21, 2011

shaving ryan's privates

pun off of the movie saving private ryan

im going to go watch shaving ryan's privates!

by chase711 July 6, 2010