Poop Dick Dingle Berry 

A juicy, small sized turd nugget that is hanging from somewhere in the pubic region. The occurrence normally happens post anal sex with a partner who doesn't wipe real well; but there are also other applications.

Jill was going down on J-Rob when suddenly a Poop Dick Dingle Berry came to her attention. Immediately she removed her face from his crotch region and yelled, "That's not chocolate, fuck this shit I'm outta here!"

Poop Dick Dingle Berry by Cracker Please Me July 22, 2009

Poop dick carwash 

A girl's mouth when she gives a guy with a poop dick a blowjob.

Rachel's mouth became a poop dick carwash when she gave Jonas a blowjob.

Poop dick carwash by lollllllllllll696969 January 2, 2010

Poop-dick Malone 

Noun; Having an undesirable/terrible result. Usually used with heavy sarcasm

"Hey Caleb, how did your game of cribbage go"?

"Poop-dick Malone bro. I got smoked by my girlfriend".

Poop-dick Malone by Gronkum May 31, 2017

Poop dick blow-job 

After anal sex, a blow-job is given.

Your mom got freaky with me last night and gave me a poop dick blow-job!

Poop dick blow-job by chilifest March 12, 2009

poop dick wein suck 

when engaged in sex in the whales eye you pull your cock out of her fanny and ram it in her mouth

Mary: i cant belive Lyle made me give him the poop dick wein suck, it tasted like shit, litterally.

poop dick wein suck by Curtis Tebo October 1, 2006

poop dick mountain 

the art of one getting fucked in the ass then pulling out with crap on ones cock/strap-on while the other person lays on their back pushing their stomach out and the person with the dirty cock/strap-on slaps it on the others enlarged stomach.

i once fucked a girl while in my gucci loafers in her ass and pulled out with a wad of poop on my dick so i decided to give her a poop dick mountain

poop dick mountain by the shanz November 29, 2007

poop dick pappy 

a man that gets poo poo on his wiener while having anal sex.

John is a poop dick pappy.

poop dick pappy by Urippities poop head June 11, 2007