Definitions by Gronkum

Poop-dick Malone 

Noun; Having an undesirable/terrible result. Usually used with heavy sarcasm

"Hey Caleb, how did your game of cribbage go"?

"Poop-dick Malone bro. I got smoked by my girlfriend".

Poop-dick Malone by Gronkum May 31, 2017

Swamp mop 

Your girlfriend is on her period. The towel you're using to bang on is used to "mop up" the juices at random intervals during intercourse

That time of the month. Had to use the swamp mop twice to save from staying the comforter

Swamp mop by Gronkum July 19, 2016