Poop-Dicka 

Shit head ass mf

This Poop-Dicka stole my wallet

Poop-Dicka ass bish stole my girl

Poop-Dicka by Jawnson2 October 29, 2020

poop dick 

A man who attempts to penetrate a young lady in her posterior erogenous cavity, but encounters feces.

Dude I was totally hittin that shit, but I got poop dick. Oh well.

poop dick by Urban Dictionary April 13, 2004

Poop Dick Mouth 

When someone has anal sex with some ugly bitch and she sucks his dick right after. Later her and some other guy hook up and he kisses her poopy dick mouth, thusly receiving the poop dick mouth.

Puffins are more prone to poop dick mouth than most other animals.

That guy justin got the poop dick mouth

i dont wanna hang out with that lady anymore she got the poop dick mouth

Poop Dick Mouth by Mooooop February 21, 2011

poop dick 

The phrase "poop dick" is used to describe the state of a penis after having sexual intercourse through the rectum.

I wouldn't mind having anal sex, but I'm no big fan of the poop dick.

poop dick by A. King. January 17, 2005

Poop Dick Flakes

Poop Dick Flakes(PDF) are when you have had anal sex with your penis. After sex, the poop on your penis will dry up. When the poop on your penis dries up, you start losing your boner and the poop wil flake off onto the floor.

"Hey Jeff! That was some great butt bashing. Now come over here and look at my Poop Dick Flakes are falling on the floor!"

Poop Dick Flakes by Dr. Hot Joints January 27, 2008

Poop Dick Dingle Berry 

A juicy, small sized turd nugget that is hanging from somewhere in the pubic region. The occurrence normally happens post anal sex with a partner who doesn't wipe real well; but there are also other applications.

Jill was going down on J-Rob when suddenly a Poop Dick Dingle Berry came to her attention. Immediately she removed her face from his crotch region and yelled, "That's not chocolate, fuck this shit I'm outta here!"

Poop Dick Dingle Berry by Cracker Please Me July 22, 2009

poop dick 

when you have shit smeared all over ur cock after a long session of hott butt-sex.

1. your mom gave me the worst poop dick i have ever had.
2. awwwww fuck, i got poop dick because of your dad.
3. that hobo gave me mad ass poop dick.

poop dick by richard gailey December 28, 2005