Porridge White

An inherent disease which affects ones ability to enjoy anything that stimulates, thus providing the world with the most boring natured man.

That man is chucking a Porridge White.

by Matt Duniam October 23, 2004

Porridge fail

Porridge fail is a person, whom fails at making porridge,

There porridge making skills are below zero, it is near impossible for them to make porridge,

-My little brother was the first person classified as porridge fail.

-Little brother walks in with slop that should be porridge-
Me- "what the hell is that?"
Him- "Porridge dumb ass"
Me- " listen boy I know porridge and that is NOT porridge, you my friend are a Porridge fail"

by RTOONS42 June 13, 2009

jesus porras

Jesus Porras is a man who is just the most goregous and friendliest person you'll meet in your life if you ever run into him make sure you talk to him he won't bite he may look intimidating at first but he is a complete sweetheart he is the most loving person. He is also up for any challenge you throw at him even if he knows it might be dangerous. He has a body that'll make you fall in love, the voice of an angel, a smile that'll light up the room, so funny that he'll make you have a six pack by the end of the class. He is very outgoing athletic responsible people person loving caring passionate about everything he is also a ladies man girls are always around him can't even keep there eyes off of him and can't stop thinking about him he even makes guys cum in there pants when they see him

jesus porras

by Ashley Nicole Alva November 7, 2011

porridge

british slang for doing time in prison

do your porridge and don't try to screw the system

by jakethejaffacake July 30, 2011

Porridge

A person who typically eats inedible things. Soap, glue, drywall, mould, plastic bags, crystals, and etc.

"I want to eat that (inedible thing)."
"Don't do a Porridge."
"Fuck you."

by skittlewaggler October 21, 2022

porridger

A clumsy try-hard

Look at him running around with his elbows out, he's a right porridger!

by Misha T May 15, 2016

Porridge Brain

The effects of feeling slow, hazy and tired after smoking weed the night before. Tends to happen the day after smoking weed before going to bed.

"Hey bro, how was your lecture?"
"I don't know bro, I felt so tired and couldn't concentrate after smoking last night"
"Damn you must have Porridge Brain"

by yaboiacul November 25, 2019