MOHMED

He might beat you up while looking to an iron golem if you mess with him and he might bum you if you bum him. Also used to call for a friend named mohamed when he least expects it.

Friend: "MOHMED"
Other friend: *screams it even louder*
Mohamed: *mocks you in a pick me girl voice*

by Big sucky balls sniffer July 13, 2022

MOMD

Master Of My Domain (A Seinfeld Episode)

I'm really good at what I do, I am the MOMD.

by Ddave101 October 23, 2008

mohed

Mohed is a person everyone needs. He'll be there for you. He's amazing at sports. Mohed is a natural leader. He's dedicated and really funny and charming, and deep down he's a real sweetheart. Mohed has a caring heart, and any girl would be extremely lucky to have Mohed. Mohed is handsome and his eyes are gorgeous. He is silly at times, but he knows how to make people smile. He really has a heart of gold. He's supportive, and he makes all the girls go crazy. He's probably the most likely to leave a string of broken hearts behind when he leaves. Mohed doesn't like to hurt your feelings, and he's a world class friend. Ladies love him, and he's the best guy I know.

That’s My Mohed !!!

by Abz_boi April 8, 2018

momdar

a child's innate sense of knowing exactly when a parent has 1)sat down to relax 2)just fallen asleep, or 3)started doing anything that having a child interrupt will completely screw it up

I'm so tired today, my new baby's momdar is so fine-tuned that every time I fell asleep last night, he woke up.

My kids' momdar needs fixing, I got on the phone last night and neither one of them needed anything.

by ihatesuperbowl June 25, 2010

Momdad

one with a cockgina and hides it very well. one who can mate with him/her self. another name could be a mumdy. Also one who can be straight either way.

Person1= GOD! stop masturbating to yourself.
Momdad= i'm not masturbating im doing myself.
Person1= you are going to grow up a momdad

by shosho96 June 30, 2009

Momdad

An insulting term used to describe one's beloved parent as a hermaphrodite, having both a vagina and a penis, also known as a "cockgina"

Momdad "When your learned to crawl, heshe stayed in that position."

"Your momdad went to college."

by Osama been laughin March 29, 2009

mohmeet

A man how will be single for his whole fucking life.He is a annoying brat who will never get laid.A man who will always support him will be his oldest friend ,a friend who use to play and have joy from the biggining of his life!

I am mohmeet a small penis with a lot of peaubs

by Zzzxz April 12, 2019