Person A: Your mama's so fat she plays pool with the planets.
Person B: Your juvenile insults betray the fact that
your mother whored you out as a child, at 50 cents a turn.
Your cut was 1 cent which you saved up for 25 weeks to play one game at the arcade, which you promptly lost due to Mrs. Butterworth's residue in
your ass from that morning's "work".
Onlooker: SOCCER MOM'D!