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MJ

a girl gives you head then kisses you without your knowledge
by djl789 July 22, 2010
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MJ

Acronym for Mambo Jambo...official word of the Hot Dog Society, Scirotti family, Book Of Crek, World of Cibalom, 33 Massive, and Zanzibar nation.
Other forms could be Mambo J, M Jambo, Mambo Jason, Mambo Jamaica.
Means OK/Good/Alright
-How was that blowjob?
-MJ!
by Santosh Kumar May 28, 2003
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MJ

MJ has LOTSA happy go luckey meanings! *Falls down with glee*

1) Anime freak or Otaku (Literaly meaning fan-poodle)
2) Constant target of being Yavuzed on.
3) Completley AMAZING DDR player who can do MaxPeriod in Heavy.
4) Someone with slight lack of comitment.
5) A complete dork who has gotten further with their sketchbook than you. Ha ha!
6) A to-be transexual. What?! THATS COOL!
7) Yaoi lover *Purrs*
8) Kaiatteh glomper.
9) TOTALY twisted synical person who cant set the limits of when to stop saying homosexual.
10) Compulsive jhonen Vasquez fan.
Because theres too much MJ to fit in your mouth!

Um I know... *Awkward scilence* We can play a game. Okay, close your eyes. *Rummage rummage* Okay now! Can you find your liver? n_n;;
by MJ June 4, 2004
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MJ

Someone who gets all the ladies

Takes them to the hotel and fucks them till there thankful
"MJ likes to FUCK in hotel rooms "
by Chair69 November 7, 2020
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MJ

These are my honest opinions of 8J. MJ is a better version of Alex. MJ always playes games in class when ever we get out our laptop. MJ is so sensitive he cant even take a punch. He always cries for no reason hes such a weirdo and he thinks he is like the best at handball when he is the worst at it.
:TLDL MJ tries to be a goat at everything but hes not that bad of a person.
Man 1: Hey did you see MJ and Alex play games all class

Man 2: Yea they don't stop do they
by 8J INSIDER September 3, 2020
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MJ

MJ is the best basketball player to every walk this earth and he attends Holy Innocents in Atlanta Georiga he rep his city.
Mj is bad ass
by BOB December 13, 2003
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MJ

A girl/boy named MJ is A dumb and stupid bitch PERIODT
by Jinri November 12, 2019
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