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"like a G to the beat blue and white MJ's on my feet"
lean like a cholo - down aka kilo
MJ's by AroD 04 December 30, 2008
Want no more

plenty ,full , happy
MJ'S is so Yummy yum yum
A must have

A feel good ki nd of day
More than satisfying

All a girl needs
MJ's by JENNIFER JETT May 4, 2025

MJ's Black Angel 

A person called MJ's and his Black Angel that doesn't let kids sleep. Usually tortures Eric's and Elias's
MJ's Black Angel haunted Eric today
MJ's Black Angel by ZeBurgerCow June 11, 2018

MJ's Hairline 

Something that should never be mentioned ever again.....
OMG THAT HAIRLINE you relate to MJ's hairline
MJ's Hairline by Pinelipoe May 28, 2018

The MJ's 

The MJ's stands for the Magic Johnson's - which is a comical way of saying that a person has HIV
Brad: "Suzy, you don't look too great"

Suzy: "I don't feel good at all, I've been having hot and cold flashes, and my body aches, what do you think it can be?"

Brad: "I don't know, sounds like you've got a case of the MJ's "

MJ Shrug 

Being so awesome you amaze yourself.
Johnny gave his teacher an MJ shrug after he got an A on his Trig test.

Ryan hit the game winning shot and turned to his coach and gave him a MJ shrug.
MJ Shrug by PESwag December 2, 2011
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