Maynard James Keenan. Lead singer of the best band ever, Tool, and second best band ever, A Perfect Circle. Also recently release Puscifer, which contains few songs, not so hot.

Tool would suck ass if MJK wasnt in there.

MJK by Deify Me August 24, 2008

mjk

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mjk by anonymous September 14, 2020

qwedcxzasrtyhnbvfguiol.,mjk

You've reached the ULTIMATE level of boredom. You have tried literally all possible sequences, to finally arrive at this one. You typed letters in 3 3x3 spirals (or mirrored Gs) next to each other starting from the top left. I don't know if you got inspiration from galaxies, Fibonacci sequence, but it doesn't matter anymore. Once here, no one can save you.

Person 1: qwedcxzasrtyhnbvfguiol.,mjk
Person 2: *brain explodes*

qwedcxzasrtyhnbvfguiol.,mjk by ARandomPersonPerhapsAnAlien August 18, 2021

mjkluio789

This is a second set of numbers you saw on your keyboard and decided to see what would happen if you googled them. Now you're here. I still don't know why they're there.

mjkluio789

mjkluio789 by yourbestiesofie May 20, 2021

qwedcxzasrtyhnbvfguiol.,mjkp[]/;'\

you type 3 swirls in your keyboard despite having sn incomplete swirl on your right.

hehehe swirly time qwedcxzasrtyhnbvfguiol.,mjkp/;'\!!!

qwedcxzasrtyhnbvfguiol.,mjkp[]/;'\ by Tyler_0 March 3, 2021

Mjks

Mjks is a universal word used to describe anyone acting really mjks

Damn bro that's really mjks.

Mjks by Bob Johnson 121 October 26, 2020

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026