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Maynard James Keenan. Lead singer of the best band ever, Tool, and second best band ever, A Perfect Circle. Also recently release Puscifer, which contains few songs, not so hot.
Tool would suck ass if MJK wasnt in there.
MJK by Deify Me August 24, 2008
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mjk by anonymous September 14, 2020

qwedcxzasrtyhnbvfguiol.,mjk 

You've reached the ULTIMATE level of boredom. You have tried literally all possible sequences, to finally arrive at this one. You typed letters in 3 3x3 spirals (or mirrored Gs) next to each other starting from the top left. I don't know if you got inspiration from galaxies, Fibonacci sequence, but it doesn't matter anymore. Once here, no one can save you.
Person 1: qwedcxzasrtyhnbvfguiol.,mjk
Person 2: *brain explodes*

mjkluio789 

This is a second set of numbers you saw on your keyboard and decided to see what would happen if you googled them. Now you're here. I still don't know why they're there.
mjkluio789
mjkluio789 by yourbestiesofie May 20, 2021

qwedcxzasrtyhnbvfguiol.,mjkp[]/;'\ 

you type 3 swirls in your keyboard despite having sn incomplete swirl on your right.
hehehe swirly time qwedcxzasrtyhnbvfguiol.,mjkp/;'\!!!
Mjks is a universal word used to describe anyone acting really mjks
Damn bro that's really mjks.
Mjks by Bob Johnson 121 October 26, 2020
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
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