mozzacummaphobia

A phobia where one is afraid that the cheese inside their mozzarella stick is actually ejaculate.

"I took a big bite of that mozzarella stick, but my mozzacummaphobia kicked in and I couldn't swallow it."

by Maxine Lately January 11, 2010

mezzo-tubs

a girl who remains fairly attractive despite blatantly concealing a spare tyre beneath her artfully draped clothing

Fred: What do you think of that danish chick?

George: Well, she's clearly mezzo-tubs, but i still would... nice eyes... great rack.

by McGarnagle III (kosher) October 19, 2007

Muzza Shot

An act of taking a selfie at an angle where both your penis and face are in the shot. Usually, the subject is sat down with his junk out while gazing at the camera from above appearing very dominant.

"I received a message from Dean last night... he sent me a menacing muzza shot."

"I prefer muzza shots than normal boring dick pics."

by garylane October 5, 2018

Fuck Mozzarella

Fuck Mozzarella is an expression used to tell problems to fuck themselves

Example: Bro, chill out... Fuck Mozzarella

by Lcs23 March 19, 2021

Muzza

Closely associated with the Large-Haired Maria, the Muzza is a creature most often seen in the outer suburbs of Melbourne, Australia. Despite common preconceptions, the Muzza can be of any racial background, provided they have a loud, cheap car, chest hair and a taste for expensive hair products. They ARE mostly either Italian, Greek, middle European or Mediterranean, but individuals of many different nationalities have been sighted in the greater Melbourne region.

your VL Turbo makes you look like a fully sick muzza. Come down Bell st Maccas and do burnouts with us, re.

by Mark Onkey December 15, 2003

mezcal

A Mexican liquor that is close cousin to the more famous Tequila. Mezcal is usually stronger, and is known for it's trademark worm which is placed in the bottle. The worm's preservation in the bottle is, according to legend, a sign of high proof in the liquor. Many fraternities believe that eating the worm (which, unlike the liquid it's found in, is relatively harmless) is a right of passage. High quality brands of Mezcal rarely carry the worm.

You aren't a true binge drinker until you've drank the Mezcal and eaten the worm.

by The Sub April 13, 2005

Mozzarella Stick

To consume a bag of Cheetos (or cheese puffs, cheez doodles, etc.) and then proceed to masturbate without washing your hands so the penis ends up covered in the orange, cheesy dust from the food.

Billy: Did you hear about AJ?
Johnny: No, what happened?

Billy: Katie was gonna give him a handjob after Netflix night but he had a major mozzarella stick!
Johnny: Oh man, AJ must've been pissed!

by ViciousCritter January 26, 2015