mozzacummaphobia Share definition Flag A phobia where one is afraid that the cheese inside their mozzarella stick is actually ejaculate. "I took a big bite of that mozzarella stick, but my mozzacummaphobia kicked in and I couldn't swallow it." mozzacummaphobia by Maxine Lately January 11, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the mozzacummaphobia mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch