meatronome

n.Mythical device used to produce perfectly rhythmical sexual strokes. Often used sarcastically by dissatisfied women.

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I totally rocked your world that time Baby! Merry Christmas! Did you see God?

God? Seriously? Did you ever think of asking Santa for a meatronome

by public_ice November 5, 2013

Metronomic

A term which describes a musical performer who is perfectly to time and plays in a robotic fashion. This includes but is not limited to piano players.

The piano part of Bohemian Rhapsody is absolutely incredible. The way Freddie Mercury plays it is metronomic.

by TN Recording October 25, 2014

Metronomical

A charateristic of people who are methodical and dependable. A trait that very productive people posess. Applicable to all things... including the metronome.

My wife is amazing partially because of her METRONOMICAL abilities which allow her to do many different things; on time and precise.

by Major Thomas Randle September 15, 2018

metronoming

Rapidly switching opinion in an argument constantly.

P1: I Cant with this guy, he keeps metronoming.
P2: Yea I hate when people do that.

by COMMUNISM 4 LIFE February 16, 2022

metronomicalistical

beautiful

shut ur metronomicalistical (beautiful) ass up

by aiden shaw July 20, 2022

METRONOTEMPOMETER

A crazy frantic mind-changing thing with a stick going wee woo and being indecisive as hell. Dedication to Hannah Riley Goku who came up with this truly astonishing word that will blow the world

Hannah: Ciara is like a metronotempometer
Ciara: WEE WOO WEE WOO my brain is silly

by Hoe lee bens November 20, 2022

Metrometre

The number of buttons undone on a v-neck shirt worn by men who are metrosexual.

"That guy with buttons done half way up his shirt rates a 5 on the metrometre."

by Al Tomo December 13, 2008