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Menrooming 

A way to express one's ego if being mentioned in something.
Does my happy dance because of my menrooming in your journal.
Menrooming by TacoZyger April 14, 2010

metronomize

To play or practice music with a metronome.
This piece could use to be metronomized.
metronomize by Mitchg1 October 30, 2011

Metronomic 

A term which describes a musical performer who is perfectly to time and plays in a robotic fashion. This includes but is not limited to piano players.
The piano part of Bohemian Rhapsody is absolutely incredible. The way Freddie Mercury plays it is metronomic.
Metronomic by TN Recording October 25, 2014

Metronomical 

A charateristic of people who are methodical and dependable. A trait that very productive people posess. Applicable to all things... including the metronome.
My wife is amazing partially because of her METRONOMICAL abilities which allow her to do many different things; on time and precise.
Metronomical by Major Thomas Randle September 15, 2018

MetronomeGoogleChrome 

you have a extra chromosome
"You a homie with a extra chromie, oh you a MetronomeGoogleChrome"

MetronomeGoogleChrome 

You farted
You have a extra chromosome my lovely MetronomeGoogleChrome / MetronomeGoogleChromie
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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