Mathamagician

A person who majors in Mathematics at hogwarts.

While the more powerful wizards were studying to become Aurors, James decided to become a Mathamagician.

by AK9oh7 October 12, 2009

mathamagician

Someone who pulls numbers out of thin air, or makes up things involving numbers

Steve decided to become a mathamagician when he decided to write down that he sold 500 toasters when he had only sold five.

by rentaninja November 27, 2010

Movie Theater Math

A Sheldon Cooper optimization activity: evaluating multiple seats in a theater by sitting in them and making strange hooting noises, to evaluate the acoustic dynamics of the theater and pick the absolute best seat in the house... It embarrasses everyone around him.

Time to see Star Wars! Maybe we should wait to enter until Sheldon finishes up his movie theater math assessment.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 June 29, 2020

Math Teacher

A male or female teacher who makes your life a living hell, ruins your year, and smiles at you while doing it.

Student: Bruh my math teacher just ruined my life.
Teacher: Im giving extra homework to all talkers.
Student: Fuck.

by Bbg_Shae September 18, 2019

Cool Math Games

The most ingenious unblocked site ever. Teachers think it is ok because it's got math in the title but it has minimal thinking games like bloons TD, clicker heroes, and a bunch of other games that would take hours to find on any other unblocked site.

Student: Ms M. can I play cool math games?
Teacher: Sure Billy! I would love an excuse to not teach and get paid while you play on an EDUCATIONAL website.

by Horny#1 June 19, 2018

math team

Stereotypes of the math team usually include Asian and Indian kids, which is pretty accurate for some schools. Most people think of the math team as nerds, but these nerds are will grow up and make the big bucks. Their weekends consist of math, math, and math. Get a mathlete wasted or high, and its pretty much the funniest fucking thing ever. Note: not everyone on the math team is a pussy geek, just most of them.

Hey, isn't that chick on the math team?

She is? I don't know man but she's fucking hot.

Look at how weird those mathletes are! I bet they don't go out on Friday nights.

by a2b2c2 March 13, 2011

Whore math

When a woman performs a sexual act and after (or during) said act calculates the relative worth of act. Often, this is followed by demands for remuneration from the recipient of act.

Damn, Tiffany gave me the hottest blowjob last night... then she ruined it by doing whore math and making me take her out to dinner afterward instead of just going to sleep.

by Drewy The Devil July 23, 2010