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Logging On

An act of revenge undertaken by defecating on the keyboard of the transgressor's laptop, followed by closing the device.
He stole my iPod, so I shut his laptop after taking a shit on the keyboard. I call it "Logging On."
by Doug_Cohen April 15, 2011
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Logging

The art of strategically placing a fresh turd on a person's shoulder. To achieve total "logging efficiency", one must place said fresh turd on the shoulder for as long as possible before the source of the stench is found.
Steve's insightful opinions on foreign politics were completely undermined by the existence of a fully fledged log on his shoulder.

Steve: It is my opinion that the new government's policies are completely-

Jim: Dude, you have a turd on your shoulder.

Steve: Oh man, I totally got logged!

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Gary is a true logging ninja
by Glengarry Glenross July 1, 2011
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Leggings

All thots wear repeatedly! Wear them to any event and everywhere possible.
"Can I borrow yo leggings tonight?"
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Luggin

When an exceptional amount of bass is produced from speakers in a car.

Word originated in Pine Hills Florida in the early 90's.
Yo, did you hear TT's new speakers... damn them bitches is luggin.
by Koolaid from Pine Hillz May 16, 2008
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Dry Logging

A condition involving the feces of a habitual, binge drinker. Dry Logging results from dehydration from too much alcohol causing the drinker's feces to be come rigid and crusty and sometimes even rough. Dry Loggers often create worse conditions like trucker's knuckles or tear an anal fissure.
Jim is a weekend warrior. He starts partying at 5:00 p.m. on Fridays and doesn't stop until Sunday evening. All of his rowdy drinking dehydrates him. Despite is water intake, it can't keep up with the booze and he always winds up Dry Logging at the office on Monday morning.

Sandy: What is the sound? It sounds like someone straining and then whimpering. Is there a hurt animal in the parking lot?
Receptionist: No. No animal. It's Jim from the Business Office. He's Dry Logging the executive washroom. He does it every Monday before Mr. Brandt arrives.

Sandy: Sounds painful.
Receptionist: Yes. I heard a couple months ago he ripped an anal fissure. Guess he was out a few days.
by Eaton Holgoode May 12, 2015
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Loggings

Leggings worn by obese girls with thick, solid legs.
Girl: Do I look good in this?
Guy: Those loggings look great on you!
by Tassie69 October 31, 2013
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lagging like tits

a phrase to describe horrible lag, usually worse than normal lag
bob: ffs man im lagging like tits you have no idea!
joe: tits lag?
by michael9230 October 11, 2008
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