kidney scraper

n.
an extremely large penis (ecpecially in length), that could potentially scrape the kidneys.

Wow! I mean, I've seen some big cocks, but that thing really is a kidney scraper!

by kornhole February 3, 2005

you've got to be kidding me

It can't be true. New Jersey

Used when someone is really surprised at something. For instance, when the bartender explains that they ran out of beer on tap on St. Patrick's Day, the response would be, "You've got to be kidding me!!"

by Colleen Ann May 31, 2006

script kiddie

Someone who wants to be a hacker (or thinks they are) but lacks any serious technical expertise.

Nah, he's not a hacker. Just a lonely script kiddie.

by Chelonaut February 7, 2003

script kiddy

a person (usually a kid) who downloads their hack programs, and then uses the program to hack others. also, noobs who dont know how to write their own viruses. thus being awarded the insulting name of script kiddy.

that script kiddy tried to hax me with some guys program.

by AkumaGouki May 4, 2004

are you kidding me right now

Meaning is. No this is really serious and it is in real time hence Right now, real-time wtf is this??

Omg, My bestie just got her leg caught in a beaver trap walking through the woods. answer from the other person....... No way are you kidding me right now?

by Amiyj April 11, 2017

kiddie kicker

Someone you meet online in a game (Quake 3, for example) with a name spelt with capitals at random intervals, numbers, multiple colours if possible and an inprobably tough-sounding name. However, what truely makes a kiddie kicker is his real persona - an eleven year old boy from Minneapolis who's trying to avoid doing his homework and focuses his attention on whopping your ass.

"FeaR mE, fOr i aM bOw31 bu5T3r!"

"MARTIN! Have you finished your maths homework yet?"

"Not yet, mom."

by Mr Ben February 7, 2005

Kiddie Dope

Prescription drugs.

Named so because of their use by kids when found in their parent's medicine cabinet.

Kiddie Dope consists mostly of the following prescription drugs however the term "kiddie dope" is an umbrella term for perscription drugs. These are just the most abused.

Opiates (Vicodin, Norco, Percocet), Benzodiazepines (Xanax, Valium, Clonazepam, Lorazepam), Stimulants (Adderall, Ritalin, Nicotine)

by CompliantMalice May 14, 2011