condo de kayak

the term Condo De Kayak was first coined by Julia Ehnot (2003- ) in 2019 in attempt to spell the cultural celebration Cinco de Mayo

Oh my god did you hear about Condo de Kayak?

Christian totally kicked her ass at the Condo de Kayak celebration.

condo de kayak by mustasche May 7, 2020

California Kayak

An advanced bathroom maneuver in which one vomits between one's legs while simultaneously defecating seated upon a toilet (aka Tuck-n-Chuck). Chiefly used in public restrooms as an emergency party management technique.

I didn't know if I was going to hurl or shart, but somehow I managed to California Kayak my way out of there with my dignity intact!

California Kayak by Jason Lester September 2, 2011

Greasy kayak 

When the woman/man puts on a brown body suit and greases herself/himself up with canola oil and slides into the partners anus head first

mary had poop on her hair from last night, she gave me a Greasy Kayak

Greasy kayak by ralphnader1 August 1, 2016

The Kayak 

When a man masterbates with one hand while simaltaniously penetrating his anus with a dildo. Both hands should move in the same direction at the same time thus mimicing the motion of paddling a Kayak.

Last night I did the Kayak and my booty is so sore!!

The Kayak by Opulant1 April 26, 2013

texas kayak 

A sexual position in which two men stand on either side of another person (usually a man) and are given simultaneous handjobs.

Traditionally, this takes place between straight males as punishment for losing or general humiliation. However, in can mean any 3 people arranged in this double-handjob configuration.

After losing the round of disc golf, Kevin gave his friends a Texas Kayak.

texas kayak by pickled_pepper21 May 12, 2018

Christmas Kayak

the Christmas Kayak is a duo that is chaotic and on a mission to destroy God. Everyone around them doesn't know if there dating or siblings.

Angels: RUN THE CHRISTMAS KAYAK IS HERE
God: OH FUCK I NEED TO RUM

Christmas Kayak by The Chaotic Demi God September 15, 2021

Greesy Kayak 

While a male is recieving oral sex from an angry female to get her back he stick his thumb in her rectum and while shes giving him the 'oh shit theres a thumb in my butthole face' he squirts his hot juicy load into her nasal cavity thus rendering her useless.

My girlfriend was pissing me off so to make up for it she sucked me off so i gave her the greesy kayak.

Greesy Kayak by Beas92 April 10, 2011