kayak 

A verb describing the act of swiping your hand like a credit card in an upward stroke over a persons genitals. This is normally done for shock value to a person who is not expecting it. One also screams "KA-YAK" while swiping a victim.

"That nagger, Laura, wouldn't pay attention....so I gave that hatchet wound a kayak she will never forget!"

kayak by H. Cain October 2, 2007

kayak 

kayak
1) noun- a boat used in the sport of kayaking

2) verb- to kayak- a water racing sport that onvolves someone sitting in a boat and using a double-bladded paddle to propel themselves down the lake, what someone does if they are too smart to row or canoe. note:this only applies to flatwater kayaking, whitewater does not count, if i was put in aboat at the top of the river i'd make it downhill pretty fast too.

Rower: So you paddle. how does it feel to be going slower than a rower?
Kayaker: At least I've figured out which way is forward!

Old Lady: Ahh, you must be a rower!!!
Kayaker: No m'am, thats a rower over there... (points to dishevilled youth walking backwards through heavy traffic)

kayak by CHall May 2, 2007

Kayak 

Someone who floats through people

Person 1: Man he's a hoe!
Person 2: No! He's a kayak.

Kayak by Ez&Zee June 14, 2017

kayak 

A single person boat used for many things. Used to be used by hunters, now used for recreation. The 2 groups of kayaking are flatwater and whitewater. Whitewater kayaking takes much more balls and skill than flatwater kayaking and is a shit load more fun. Here in north carolina and the rest of the southeast we have the best rivers and people for whitewater kayaking.

Kayakers in the south east run the shit all year long.

kayak by jj6969 May 11, 2006

Kayak 

A "Kayak" is that person you see in public that makes you mad, laugh, and wonder what the fuck they are thinking all at the same time. That person you just cant seem to find the right word to describe. yeah, thats a fucking kayak.

that guy at the bar with the leather jacket tied around his waist, anyone that smokes fish, anyone with a mustache/mohawk combo, someone with a tattoo of a tear under their eye. "hey look at the fucking kayak", "that guy was a total fucking kayak"

Kayak by The Triangle of Trust March 21, 2010

kayak 

Someone who is so incredibly stupid that their intelligence is comparable to some whomst actually has a form of mental disability.

Can also be shortened to "yak"

Person 1 says something really stupid

Person 2 "Holy shit you are such a fucking kayak"

kayak by Jay Yu March 20, 2017

kayak 

A 20 foot long, spiked steel dildo with rotating saw blades. It is painted red with the blood with the innocent.

Hey did your girlfriend use the kayak last week?

Yeah she drowned in her own blood but she sure did enjoy it!

kayak by Willis B July 4, 2010