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A sexual position in which two men stand on either side of another person (usually a man) and are given simultaneous handjobs.

Traditionally, this takes place between straight males as punishment for losing or general humiliation. However, in can mean any 3 people arranged in this double-handjob configuration.
After losing the round of disc golf, Kevin gave his friends a Texas Kayak.
by pickled_pepper21 May 12, 2018
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