2 definitions by pickled_pepper21
A sexual position in which two men stand on either side of another person (usually a man) and are given simultaneous handjobs.
Traditionally, this takes place between straight males as punishment for losing or general humiliation. However, in can mean any 3 people arranged in this double-handjob configuration.
Traditionally, this takes place between straight males as punishment for losing or general humiliation. However, in can mean any 3 people arranged in this double-handjob configuration.
by pickled_pepper21 March 18, 2018
1. a total douchebag; lazy and often leeches off friends; usually is employed, but barely; typically is a whiny, little bitch about everything
2. a man who like large women; often will not share tales of sexual exploits due to their embarrassing nature
-this is usually due to the Kevin's inability to court attractive mates because of his awkwardness and being a huge bitch.
3. a pill junkie, alcoholic, or both
-this often results in prostitution, stealing from friends and roommates, never pitching in around the house, and the texas kayak
4. a man who loves handing out texas kayaks
5. a male prostitute. Usually a straight man that, in this case, caters to other men.
6. a thief; scumbag
2. a man who like large women; often will not share tales of sexual exploits due to their embarrassing nature
-this is usually due to the Kevin's inability to court attractive mates because of his awkwardness and being a huge bitch.
3. a pill junkie, alcoholic, or both
-this often results in prostitution, stealing from friends and roommates, never pitching in around the house, and the texas kayak
4. a man who loves handing out texas kayaks
5. a male prostitute. Usually a straight man that, in this case, caters to other men.
6. a thief; scumbag
Kevin is a huge bitch and always ends up giving up a texas kayak after any competitive event.
Kevin is a pillhead bitch that stole from his friends.
Kevin is really good at giving a texas kayak.
Kevin loves the cock.
Don't be like Kevin.
Kevin is a pillhead bitch that stole from his friends.
Kevin is really good at giving a texas kayak.
Kevin loves the cock.
Don't be like Kevin.
by pickled_pepper21 March 19, 2018