gonked

to get whacked really hard by something, especially on one’s head. The hardcore version of “bonked”.

“Dude got totally gonked by that falling anvil just now!”
“Did you hear about that guy that got smacked with a can of twisted tea? Like just straight up gonked.”

by deactivated_0 January 24, 2021

Grunked

When you are grappled, or incapacitated, in D&D with a creature's tongue.

If you're swallowed that's when you know: You got grunked hard

Ah, the Mohrg's got me...
Shit man, you've been grunked.

Damn that frog grunked me hard

by John Roleplay June 7, 2021

Glonked

When you are very stupid

"You are so glonked my guy!"

by bagel117 November 23, 2022

Gonked

Gonked; The formal way to combined the words “gone” and “fucked”. Typically associated with drug use and-or a response to humor.

Singer-songwriter “Jack Montreal” used this unique word as a way to shorten the use of syllables in his song.

Instead of saying “I’m gone and fucked”, he shortened the use of syllables by saying; “I’m gonked as fuck” to give an even more detailed explanation for how intoxicated he was.

Formal use: “I can’t make it to your party because I am too gonked to drive.”

Informal use: “I’m gonked as fuck”

Interrogative use: “How gonked are you right now?”

by totallynitjackmontreal June 4, 2023

gronkhed

A German Slang Word for killing (gronkh, to gronkhen) a an Animal (in a Computer Game)

It came up during a Stream on Twitch where Gronkh killed a Cat just to see if it would give an Achievement.

He gronkhed the Cat!!!

by Evil Vanny May 23, 2024

Gronkerzoms

It means something positive/a compliment in general.

“Your outfit is so gronkerzoms!”
“The new Doom trailer looks so gronkerzoms!”

by girliepop197 June 10, 2024

Glonked

a situation where you need to think of a plan/solution.

I accidentally hit the guitar, i broke it. I'm clearly glonked.

by AMysteriousMan2001 August 1, 2025