Urban Dictionary: Definitions by AMysteriousMan2001

Glonked

A situational problem that is clearly needed to solve the problem.

Man, I broke the guitar that you gave me. I'm clearly glonked.

a situation where you need to think of a plan/solution.

I accidentally hit the guitar, i broke it. I'm clearly glonked.

Hey Brandon! My girlfriend Ava is dead!

"Then she is finally a dead pornstars