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by lockdrop August 25, 2021

Gronked

Being drug on the ground clinging to an appendage while trying to tackle someone.

Being crushed, or ran over by someone while engaged in sports, particularly American football.

Being thoroughly embarrassed or humiliated by an opposing team member while participating in sports.

Originated in a NFL preaseason game where New England Patriots Tight End Rob Gronkowski drug Linebacker James Laurinaitis 5 yards along the ground while he was holding onto his leg. The play resulted in a touchdown for the Patriots and humiliation for the linebacker from Ohio State University.

Did you see that dude get Gronked? Wow that was awesome!

by Pats Fans September 9, 2010

grogged

feeling like crap, feeling hungover, not in the mood to be around people or go into work.

Dude, i cant go eat lunch with you guys, went out last night late, just to grogged right now to do anything. Call me later.

by Tommy O December 24, 2005

gronxed

Stoned to the point of imbecility.

Guy 1: Dude...
Guy 2: Yeah...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: ......
Guy 1: ......... So gronxed right now

by fluxulf January 24, 2016

Gronked

By taking drugs to an extent you are unsure as to what is going on.

Taking an amount of drugs that inhibits proper thought.

"I am so gronked right now, I don't know what I'm talking about"

by TrippySteak June 23, 2021

gonged

Being part of a gongshow.

Clutch-"man we getting loaded tongiht"
nate-"man we are getting gonged"

by t.g. April 13, 2005

Gronked

To through something down to the ground with great force, like football player Rob Gronkowski does after every touchdown.

After I finished by exam, I gronked my pencil in show of exuberance.

by el gronko December 19, 2011