gronkhed

A German Slang Word for killing (gronkh, to gronkhen) a an Animal (in a Computer Game)

It came up during a Stream on Twitch where Gronkh killed a Cat just to see if it would give an Achievement.

He gronkhed the Cat!!!

by Evil Vanny May 23, 2024

Gronked

Being drug on the ground clinging to an appendage while trying to tackle someone.

Being crushed, or ran over by someone while engaged in sports, particularly American football.

Being thoroughly embarrassed or humiliated by an opposing team member while participating in sports.

Originated in a NFL preaseason game where New England Patriots Tight End Rob Gronkowski drug Linebacker James Laurinaitis 5 yards along the ground while he was holding onto his leg. The play resulted in a touchdown for the Patriots and humiliation for the linebacker from Ohio State University.

Did you see that dude get Gronked? Wow that was awesome!

by Pats Fans September 9, 2010

Gronked

By taking drugs to an extent you are unsure as to what is going on.

Taking an amount of drugs that inhibits proper thought.

"I am so gronked right now, I don't know what I'm talking about"

by TrippySteak June 23, 2021

Gronked

To through something down to the ground with great force, like football player Rob Gronkowski does after every touchdown.

After I finished by exam, I gronked my pencil in show of exuberance.

by el gronko December 19, 2011

getting gronked

When you tear you're MCL. ACL. And getting a conclusion all in one hit.

Doctor: What happened.
Tom: Have you heard of getting gronked.
Doctor: What's that mean.
Tom: When you tear you're MCL ACL and getting a concussion all in the same hit.

by Wannahokealogie December 16, 2013

Grönhed

a dwarf species

We were taught about the Grönhed family of dwarves today in class.

by Ioniz August 14, 2016

Gronked

The act of having plans cancelled at the 11th hour, typically with a work-related excuse.

Damn! I was really looking forward to playing D&D tonight, but we got Gronked.

by PlungeFather August 11, 2022