by brian January 15, 2003
Get the godmug. An omniponent being that supposedly created the universe and is the main character in a fictional pice of crap called the 'bible'. The bible often contradicts itself, and and it has been proven that it is a lie by science.
by I-Like-Potatoes June 21, 2007
Get the godmug. see: hoax
A: Man, god is great
B: why?
A: Cause he makes my life complete
B: Really? Prove it.
A: Fuck you
A: Man, god is great
B: why?
A: Cause he makes my life complete
B: Really? Prove it.
A: Fuck you
by superdooperpooper March 25, 2009
Get the godmug. A being thought up by people thousands of years ago because they couldn't think what could have created everything. Has sinse been scientifically proven not to exist hundreds if not thousends of times, but large amounts of people still beleave in him/her. Also started one of, if not the richest business on the planet: the church.
A false elusion some people go to if they feel lonely, or sad in any way, and never actually recover because of him.
A way in which nearly every parent blackmails their children to behave.
A way to keep the masses from 'sinning' so they dont go to 'hell' after death.
Often causes serious mental illnesses. people being obsessed with the idea of his existence, and they diteriate into insanity.
A false elusion some people go to if they feel lonely, or sad in any way, and never actually recover because of him.
A way in which nearly every parent blackmails their children to behave.
A way to keep the masses from 'sinning' so they dont go to 'hell' after death.
Often causes serious mental illnesses. people being obsessed with the idea of his existence, and they diteriate into insanity.
Some wacko: God is real.
Some one with an IQ higher than room temerature: Riiiight, what kind of reality do you live in?
Some one with an IQ higher than room temerature: Riiiight, what kind of reality do you live in?
by Maleficius December 9, 2008
Get the godmug. the scapegoat of the universe he is a legend since legends are fairy tales twisted and alltered over the years is it all starting to make sense? God said "love thy neighbor as thy self" some people must really hate them self........god said, "If a slave is to lose a tooth, let him go for the tooths sake".....owch people
God "Love thy neighbor as thy self."
*5 million years later*
Neighbor "Aw shit i hate those new jewish neighbors."
God "WTF did i say!"
*5 million years later*
Neighbor "Aw shit i hate those new jewish neighbors."
God "WTF did i say!"
by athiest and proud of it October 20, 2010
Get the godmug. by Scyfersythe November 14, 2007
Get the godmug. by god#1 June 11, 2014
Get the godmug.