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Grumble Porn

The most disgusting porn in the world - combing all elements of repulsion to create something which will make most sane people vomit, includes:
Coprophilia, bestiality, cum shots, sadomasochism, necrophilia, midgets, old people and zankos (see definition of a zanko)
Roger bashed off to grumble porn at 5.30 - his regular daily slot.
by Dave July 14, 2003
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Grumble cakes

A term used by Strongbad. They are in competition with "The Cheat Cakes". The slogan for The Cheat Cakes is "Only liars and cheaters eat grumble cakes, and those people go to prison. Just ask The Cheat!"
"I could kill for some some delicious grumble cakes right about now"
by Brett Himself June 11, 2006
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Gumble

I gumbled yo shit while you were asleep
Word?
by Cian_is_my_name February 13, 2023
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Gumblefuck

A person who's usually normal, but occasionally makes idiotic remarks.
Ted: What color is an orange?
Me: Ted, you gumblefuck, the color is the same as it's name. Just like a lemon.
by Some random guy was taken February 19, 2023
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Greasy Gumble Gamble

It is when your woman is doggy style or bent over the bed, ass in the air. You lube or Vaseline her hips and crotch, entirely. Then do the same to yourself with your choice of delight enhancing solution for your Greasy Gumble.

Then, position yourself across the room, as far away as possible while still being lined up with your partner. After achieving a full errection, use viagra if you wish but is not suggested. Then without warning, take full stride towards her all while screaming "GREASY GUMBLE GAMBLE!" As many times as possible.

The full point is in the gamble on which hole you end up inside. Or, possibly none even at all. Risk of serious injury is possible.
'thebestman' asked his woman to 'Greasy Gumble Gamble' with him. "It could be fun!", he added.

The 'Greasy Gumble Gamble' can be chill to try. Just don't attempt to Superman on your way in. "Your gonna have a bad time!"
by The True Addendum July 19, 2016
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Palm Coast Grumbler

1. A person who lives in the city of Palm Coast Florida, who constantly complains about the city they live in.

2. A person who was raised in the city of Palm Coast Florida, who does nothing to further themselves in life, or even try to get out of this so called "lame" town of Palm Coast.

3. A person who moved to the city of Palm Coast Florida, who didn't do ANY research about the area, and blames everyone but themselves for not liking the city THEY decided to move to.

4. A person who lives in the city of Palm Coast Florida, who completely disregards the beauty in the 52 square miles of Palm Coast, all because they don't like their neighbors.

5. A person who lives in the city of Palm Coast Florida, who complains about the lack of jobs in Palm Coast, disregarding the fact they have an IQ of 55 and are barely qualified to flip burgers.

6. A person who lives in the city of Palm Coast Florida, and spends their time on Urban Dictionary & other online places complaining about the city of Palm Coast, instead of actually trying to make the city or their own lives any better.
Palm Coast Grumbler; "Palm Coast is soooo f*cking lame! I hate this stupid town!"
Average person; "Then move. If you don't like it here, leave."
Palm Coast Grumbler; "Huh? Shut the f*ck up!"
Average person; "Sounds like you're part of the entitled generation, not too bright, & a drain on society."
Palm Coast Grumbler; "I F*CKING HATE THIS TOWN!"
by EnjoyingPalmCoast December 9, 2013
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grumblecakes

Kevin Grumbles's specialty.
I'll give you half a grumblecake if you say something intelligient.
What's that?
You know, a little cake, with some steam and sugar...
by Stiffy March 3, 2004
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