Fauxtalian

A chain restaurant that specializes in so-called "Authentic" Italian food.

Guy: Olive Garden and Macaroni Grille are so very authentic.

Girl: Not really. It's just fauxtalian.

by .....ben s....... June 21, 2008

fauxropean

Someone who fakes being European, by using European phrases and/or a faux accent.

Jonas: Facebook is such a plotter.
Kedrick: Yeah, okay, fauxropean.

by kedrickclarke April 26, 2010

Fauxtographer

Possibly one of the cringiest kids you'll ever meet. They like to think of themselves as taking up an artsy and original hobby when in fact there are so many of them that it's a cliche deserving of an urban dictionary entry. Although they say pictures are a thousand words these people just won't shut up about their "interests". You can often find them wearing beanies, glasses, scarves and other hipster junk as part of their picture-taking ensemble. Buys a dedicated camera for taking pictures in addition to their phone even though most smartphone cameras nowadays take equally good if not better photos. They WILL wear their camera straps around their necks instead of on their shoulders like they're meant to be worn so don't hesitate to grab them and use them as makeshift nooses to end their pathetic wannabe lives.

Mark: Hey check out the pictures I took! You think I'm a good fauxtographer?
Jim: Instead of taking any more pictures of the "oh so beautiful sunset" I suggest you go outside at exactly 12 PM and stare at the sun until it's engraved in your brain.

by Drain the Swamp September 30, 2018

fagtopia

Synonymous with society. When you realize everyone is gay and straight people are the minority.

How's it going Clint?
Another day in fagtopia..

by Zomnogg October 31, 2021

fauxtorway

(noun)
A road which appears to be a motorway, but isn't (faux)
It usually ends in a roundabout

On the way to school, we had to pass through a couple of fauxtorways.

by orangefishy_8 October 15, 2022

Fauxiopath

A person whom uses their self diagnosis of being a sociopath to excuse bad behavior.

Fauxiopath: "Y'know im a sociopath that's why I cheat alot and steal stuff."

by Tencsha August 6, 2024