Someone who is so shallow that they are practically on top of the water
She is the exact example of someoen who is driveway puddle shallow, she will only go out with someone with a job, has a lot of money, 6' 4 educated etc...
by drivewaypuddleshallow July 30, 2011
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When an individual drinks certain things, like juice, so they have to go to the bathroom to poop. That individual, begins to hold it while waiting in their neighbor's driveway while their neighbor is not home. When the neighbor is coming down the street in their car, the individual drops their pants and squats with their butt facing the street. As the neighbor tries to pull in the driveway, the individual deficates publicly on the driveway in front of the neighbor and whoever else is watching, then pulls up their pants, and walks back to their house, never looking back.
My neighbor has these barking dogs they let out all hours of the night as well as their teenage sons with their loud exausts and boom boxes. I decided use to their driveway as a Neighborly Driveway Toilet and I think they got the point.
by The Jax April 25, 2007
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The Driveway G-sting is an object of incredible mind terrorism. This object is a sign from your ex girlfriend that had she just got done screwing her new boyfriend in your driveway.
son what is this in our driveway do you know anything about it. yea dad that's the infamous driveway G-string.
by Alek Myro February 11, 2009
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Anal sex without adequate lube, causing withdrawal angst.
I got stuck in a muddy driveway.

Similar to muddy dirt road but with problems.

Not to be confused with trying to flee a threesome in a Porsche.
by R. Lot April 11, 2010
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when you do not have better place to screw your partner
you get-r-done doggie style in between two cars n a driveway
kristen and jacob doing doggie style in the driveway
at 3 am btw his parents cars
by Amanda White July 7, 2008
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The act of a man receiving oral sex from a man.
Tony said, "I'm going to hire Luke one day to pave my driveway."
by Hardhat312 July 10, 2009
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The act of boning a woman, particularly apt in winter time when the snows about
Would you like me to come back and shovel your driveway luv?
by Thornton Reed December 6, 2010
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