Cronus

Cronus is a beta troll and is the ancestor of Eridan Ampora. He is mistaken to be "sexy" though really isn't in the canon Homestuck webcomic. He is considered more of a "romantic" and always keeps a cigarette in his mouth. He also wears a white shirt with the same zodiac symbol as Eridan. Same blood color and everything (A shade of purple.) He is normally nice, but may or may not get in arguments easily. It won't matter whether you're male or female, because I bet Cronus has a chance to flirt with you.

ME: Please don't look at me Cronus. It makes me feel weird. Are you trying to flirt with me? Please stop!
OTHER HOMESTUCKS: OMG it's Cronus! Can you have sex with me? Can we kiss? Yay!!!!!

by Coraline the Master Angler June 16, 2015

crocs

Quite possibly the easiest form of birth control.

Though sources confirm these are also a fetish item for those into food service and gardening.

Children would have ruined my career right now, Thanks for the crocs!

Nothing but crocs and a smile will do, thank you.

by biscuitbaby August 4, 2010

Crocs

Birth control

Bitch you might as well be wearin crocs cuz you aint gettin laid mah ba

by BIDDIEMOBILE July 23, 2014

cocus

something involved in science but often used as "cock"

Hey! your cocus is showing.

by cocusman January 15, 2008

Crocksobia

the fear of wearing or seeing crock shoes.
all crock shoes not just some that u don't like. also a crocks hater.

little girl: i love crocks there so comfty!
older boy: eww! get those away from me im Crocksobia!

by itattoowanaXD December 17, 2008

Crouse Walk

When you walk with a slight bounce in your step, going faster than your average walk.

"John Doe was doing the Crouse Walk down the street!"

by Crousewalk March 30, 2019

Crotus Lotus

A lotus that is of extreme rarity, found in italy by Lotus hunters. They're purple in colour with an orange stamen and stigma.

Hey look at that incredible Crotus Lotus.

I found a Crotus Lotus!

by DirtyGurt October 12, 2021