Chelsea Clam Shell

When You open your ass over someones head in a swallowing motion while they are passed out and push there head into your ass.

Cuzan johny passed out so i gave him a Chelsea Clam Shell,when he awoke he was not happy.

by tbagmartin March 28, 2010

Clam Fart

Free ticket to Yale.

Lol I wrote that I had been doing clam farts for 17 years on my application and I got into YALE!

by Louis Prothero December 15, 2008

Bearded Clam

A 1970s era erotic novel term for a vagina.

Her bearded clam wept.

by Dragonlady58 December 10, 2020

clam slam

The female version of teabagging in which the vagina is placed on one's face, usually to establish dominance. Frequently used by female video game players after fragging another player.

DUDE! K1LL3rClam83 just clam slammed me after she stuck me with a grenade!

by Milky Pirate March 4, 2008

Clam Hamster

A clam hamster refers to a ridiculous amount of hair in the female genital region

Joe - I pulled a right fitty last night

Johnny - Really?

Joe - Yeah, but when we were about to bump uglies I noticed she had a proper Clam Hamster

by The Chop 84 October 16, 2009

clam party

Any festivity with a far above average (>=80%) female attendance. See also taco fest.

Whoa, that Take That tribute is a total clam party!

by LedgeS February 25, 2010

lick my clam

Kind of like “kiss my ass,” but a little more base or perhaps personal.

I have a novel suggestion: how would you like to lick my clam?

by Dr Bunnygirl September 12, 2020