brewins law

When you do what you want regardless of what anyone else thinks.

Man: I don’t want to go to work anymore

Wife: but we need money to eat
Man: fuck you I call brewins law so it don’t matter what you think

by Sniper Smurf February 17, 2018

Brewfing

Combination of 'beer' + 'roof'. The act of sitting on a roof and drinking beer.

Originated in Cal Poly- San Luis Obispo.

We were brewfing it until we finished a 30 pack and someone fell off the roof.

by Rik Malibu April 23, 2009

breliner

Breliner is the first meal of the day that is eaten between lunch and dinner time. This meal is a combonation of breakfast, lunch and dinner.

I was so hung over that I could only eat a breliner today.

by Anastasio Villano May 28, 2008

brewing a murky potion

Taking a really liquid diarrhea shit.

"I was brewing a murky potion and I can't get your toilet to flush."

by Senator O'Biden October 26, 2012

Brewing a Shartonnay

The prelude to a shart. The brewing feeling in your stomach before sharting.

Before the 100 meter sprint I was definitely brewing a shartonnay. Right as I crossed the finish line I popped the cork and sharted all over my legs and shoes. I need to do some laundry.

by jerichosalvant October 16, 2009

Brewined

The act of ruining a brew (cup of tea) by over brewing.

That Scottish prick has Brewined my cuppa!

by angrydev September 4, 2017

Brewington

The last name of any person who wants to be kickass. If you have this last name, you are good with anyone. If you have a big dick, this is your last name. The fatter group of people with this last name, usually deficate in the ears of other's. Brewingtons brew tons of beer. They like sex...love it.

Girl 1: Hey, how did it go with that guy last night
Girl 2: Pretty great! He had a large dick
Girl 1: Did you catch his name?
Girl 2: No, but I am for sure that he was a Brewington.

by Brewingtonnn August 16, 2010