bedside baptist

a baptist who would rather stay in bed instead of going to church?

"where is john this morning?"
"he's a bedside baptist"

see matress worship

by lozikins May 9, 2010

Besite

another name for a prostitute with several STD's.
In other words, a whore that gets around and fucks every living thing on Earth.

Hey man, you went to that new whore house yet?
No I hear they got a bunch of besites there.

by hjhfgbgb June 5, 2010

bedsickle

delicious bed popsickles

I feel like bedsickles!

by Sean Talts October 5, 2006

bedside rag

Usually an old t-shirt, this can be any textile material which is relatively absorbant. The rag is kept at your bedside and used to clean up the goo after you have finished your hand-loving. There are several methods which it is possible to use; goo into your hand and wipe;goo onto your stomach and wipe; or the most popular method is to rest the t-shirt on your stomach so you can goo straight onto it. The bedside rag lets you go to town without having to get up and clean yourself, so that you can sleep like a a dirty little baby.

"my mum found my bedside rag the other day, but i said it was an old art t-shirt which had gotten glue on it."

"my bedside rag smells of extra mature stilton"

by Rob Lewis May 13, 2005

bedside chair

a chair that sits next to your bed that is used as a bedside table.

All of her money and her work schedule sat on her bedside chair.

by me.urban1 May 25, 2009

bedistanced

Adjective:

1. From a distance away.
2. Having the qualities of being quite a distance from something.

1. He sent a bedistanced hello to her via email.
2. They were quite the bedistanced couple.

by anselhelm November 15, 2011

Bedside kitten

Performing sexual acts in front of your pet cat

Jeff gave Sarah the bedside kitten last night and fluffy loved it

by Bigballercaller December 1, 2011