You'll shoot your eye out

A popular phrase from the movie "A Chiristmas Story" that is first heard by Ralphie's mom when he asks her for a Red Ryder bb gun.
"You'll shoot your eye out, kid."

"Oh, no! I shot my eye out!"
by Kaliorsomething March 26, 2014
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A common statement used by High School students to avoid answering stupid questions such as:
1)how do you do this?
2)what are you guys talking about?
3)Hey! Whatcha' got there?
or any other question not wanted to be answered by the higher echelons of high school cliques.
Lee (to Greg): Dude, how awesome was 300 last night?

Greg: Sickest movie ever, anyone who missed it on opening night is just a strait up panzy. Old School!

Paul: Hey guys, How was 300?!?

Greg: uuuhhhhh...You'll get it when your older...
by El Dudorino March 27, 2007
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(Idiom) I'm going to make your life so bad you'll wish it never started.
Elitist's mother has been saying "You'll regret the day you were born" ever since she gave birth to him in a barn.
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so good you'll slap yo mama

When you have a great meal, like a good southern steak, that it'll make you slap yo mama.
Billy: Joe, what should I have on the menu?
Joe: Get the steak. It's so good you'll slap yo mama!
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Use this phrase to shut down a wild ho from spilling some bullshit tea she can't handle.
"Brittany and Zak have the most beautiful baby."
"WELL, GIRL here's the tea! Brittany told me she's not ever sure Zak's th..."
"Don't spill it hunty, you'll get burnt!"
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A child/teenager's most dreaded words to hear when travelling in the car driven by an irate/irritated parent or other authority-figure, and having asked either "Where are we going?" or "What are you going to do?" This hotly-uttered reply indicates that the adult is either feeling guilt-ridden about the fairness/appropriateness of whatever horrid/torturous action(s) are scheduled for the trembling youngster, or else he does not wish to debate/argue about whatever is in store for said wretched passenger, and so he does not want to reveal the details until the last minute.
When a parent/grownup snaps, "You'll find out when we get there!", usually it means one of four things:
(1) You'll be sent to either a doctor for painful/invasive "treatment", or suffer a long/boring lecture with one or more emotionless preachy counselors who don't seem to truly listen or even care about you personally.
(2) You'll be forced to perform one or more difficult/unpleasant/exhausting tasks.
(3) You'll be compelled to spend hours with one or more fellow humans who are of exceedingly undesirable-to-you nature, and/or who will be super-strict with you, feed you insipid/minuscule meals, forbid/severely limit fun activities, etc.
(4) You'll be subjected to horrendous punishment/discipline of some sort. Keep in mind, however, that physical punishment has been outlawed in many areas and is now widely frowned upon, so hopefully you will not actually get beaten, slapped, or otherwise physically traumatized. You may, however, be made to publicly apologize to a lot of people, stand for hours on a street-corner with a huge "I like to ___ whatever misbehavior you're accused of" sign, etc. Be sure to keep notes, take photos/video, and/or otherwise document all events as they occur, however; not only will this make your tormentors reluctant to incriminate themselves by "going too far" in their harshness, but it will also give you proof to file formal complaints with appropriate authorities afterwards if you feel that your treatment was undeserved/illegal/excessive.
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expression, phrase; English

1. I have zero personality and my obsession with my child borders on sickness
2. Yes, my child is acting like a brat in public and I'm doing nothing about it
3. I regret my own decisions, but I pretend that I don't; join me so I'm not so jealous of you
-"Man, I will NEVER allow my children to smear shit all over the neighbors!"

"Well, once you have kids you'll think differently!!!"-
by Terran Nytefyer March 13, 2010
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