Wanker

One who wanks, or one who engages in intercourse with a monkey's anus.

George bush
What?
It's only beastiallity if you aren't a monkey!!!

by Nytehauq August 21, 2003

Wanker

1) One who maturbates. A british term, often used as a mild-to-mildly serious insult.

2) A person who has no idea what the hell they're talking about, but pretends to.

1) Goddammit, you little wankers, get off my lawn!

2) That Tidus is such a wanker.

by o0CrystalBlue0o July 16, 2005

Wanker

Term used to define a human with idiotic tendancies, someone who is nasty, or anyone whom you may show dislike toward.

- She stole my boyfriend.

-What a fucking wanker.

by -Esca- November 21, 2007

Wanker

a wanker if someone who has a "wank"

which means to masterbate.... and the hand sign for this is a "knuckle shuffling motion"

what u doin u fucking wanker

by dtest March 2, 2003

Wanker

Someone who loves oneself

Person 1: (Insert something about being better than anyone else)

Person 2: You utter wanker!!!

by Fuck You April 7, 2005

Wanker

Someone who shirks responsibility, fails to live up to commitments, breaks promises, discloses secrets, or finds ways to avoid doing his or her part.

He got into the Guard and then didn't even show up? What a wanker.

by Jim Nageotte February 26, 2004

Wanker

The middle of the three size classifications of the human penis, the sizes, in order, going like this:
-Wonker
-Wanker
-Winker

Roy's penis is neither large nor small, rather, he has a wanker.

by SizesDefined December 2, 2016