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A term for marijuana, especially unrolled and still in the bag, used in a buying/selling situation.

Can be used as a noun in context ("Can I get a 20 of Waldo?") or in the simple phrase "where's Waldo?"
Buyer: "Hey brah, where's Waldo?"
Seller: "I got a 1/2 oh-zee in the car."
Waldo by Tony E August 30, 2005
(Adj.) One who commits acts of blasphemy on a regular basis.
Example:
-"You can not eat dinner, until you commit blasphemy!"

(Adv.) One who can never be found
Example:
-"Dude, where the fuck is Waldo at?"
Abby Nicole Dragon of Brownsburg, Indiana ;]

Waldo can never be found because she's always out commiting blasphemy.
I'm gonna go smoke a waldo
waldo by Chris. March 9, 2003
A little bitch that no one over the age of nine cares where he is.
Wheres Waldo? The better question is, who cares??
waldo by Zach G. November 14, 2003
This guy named Matt's penis....man do i enjoy "finding" waldo!
I found Waldo...what a lovely surprise!!!
Waldo by Horny Feet April 13, 2005
A bowel movement, especially one that takes a long time.
Where's Waldo? There he is!
Waldo by linguo456 September 16, 2010