Vaginitis

When a person breaks out in Sores that look like vaginas, they get more numerous until that person becomes just one big giant pussy.

Generally caught when a man acts so much like a pussy it causes him to catch the infections.

Dude, if he doesn't want to go one that Roller coaster he must have Vaginitis

by Southparkiscool August 26, 2009

vagenius - (smart pussy)

Just like a smart phone vagenius relates to the level of features a woman's vagina has. Most men appreciate and cherish vagenius. Generally, it is meant as a high form of praise toward the level of quality of the woman's vagina.

Some features common to vagenius's are: snap back, kegel lock up, squirting, pussy tricks in general. It can also be applied in a sentence such as she got some "vagenius!" or She pays the bills with her "vagenius - (smart pussy)".

by I.C. REW July 1, 2011

Vaginus

An anus and a vaginal hole ripped into one.

I fucked her holes so hard they ripped into a Vaginus

by Blitzstrike92 May 17, 2009

vaginamusic

Folky/very soft music, sung almost always by a woman, usually about one's feelings. No electric guitars. Enya is textbook vaginamusic. As is Sarah McLachlan. Tori Amos occasionally produces such music.

"Do you want some music on?"
"Sure - what have you got?"
"Enya."
"Oh God. No. Just No. Anything but vaginamusic. Do you have any AC/DC?"

by L534 September 28, 2008

Vaginosaur

A woman that is over the age of thirty.

Paul - It's her birthday today, she just turned thirty.
Matt - Ohhh snap, she's a vaginosaur!

by Montybeau August 18, 2011

Granular Vaginitis

An Infantry term for sand in the pussy. Commonly used to describe a soldier who whines about being sick.

ORIGIN: I first heard this from a Command Sergeant Major at Camp Greaves Korea.

Captain addressing his troops: "Private Jones has an acute case of Granular Vaginitis and wont be deploying to the field."

by Currahee00 May 27, 2009

severe vaginitis

A male who lacks one or more testicles and acts as such.

Wow, did you hear about that Stephen Briggs kid?

No what about him?

Oh, he is missing both his balls and he has a giant vagina on his chest?

Oh, yeah i did hear about him... he has a case of severe vaginitis.

by who dat kid? September 4, 2010