abraham and turkey sandwich lincoln

what have you done

Guy: abraham and turkey sandwich lincoln
Cashier: Sir this is a McDonalds.

by notarealperson111 December 8, 2020

open-faced turkey sandwich

The act of farting and simultaneously shaking one's ass slightly side to side onto a partners face while the partner has mouth open and lies supine on the edge of a suitable surface; eg. a bed, couch, table, etc. This act can either be a mutually agreed upon sex act or a malicious act perpetrated upon someone who leaves themselves in said position while sleeping.

since brad was acting like a bitch and passed out drunk, parker dropped his pants and gave him a well deserved open-faced turkey sandwich

by P-Dubious February 28, 2009

Turkey Sweats

An overwhelming feeling of stress and tiredness as the body prepares to process more than a healthy amount of Thanksgiving turkey.

Upon finishing Thanksgiving dinner, Justin decided to crawl away from the table and prepare for the imminent turkey sweats.

by TAITER November 3, 2007

turkey surprise

Whene eating a girl out, put oyur face in her crouch shaking face quickly making a turkey sound

last night, i gave my girl a turkey surprise

by skinrm250 May 13, 2005

Turkey Surfing

Attempting to have sex despite the inability to achieve a full erection, resulting in your flaccid, flopping junk looking like a wet turkey gobbler smacking in the wind.

"Man, I was so drunk I couldn't get it up....so I just ended up Turkey Surfing all night"

by Kicklndaballz March 27, 2012

Turkey Slut

Someone who enjoys sexual activities with Fall- and Thanksgiving-themed things.

hey you lurkey turkey slut. it's HOEvember. you know what that means? time to gobble gobble gobble on a big ol dick. back in 1492, our main bitch Christopher Columbus and those slutty pilgrims had to cum to America in search of new dicks to suck. recite this to 10 of your sluttiest pilgrim bitches or you won't get any gravy this year. get told this by 5 friends and you're a mashed potato hoe.

by SunkenShips January 26, 2016

Texas turkey sandwich

You stick the cactus up your ass while you fuck the armadillo in the pooper while you eat you ol lady’s turkey sandwich ( pussy ) as she spurs you in the back with a Texas cowboy hat on!

Me an bubba traded ol lady’s in the trailer park last night and Becky gave me a Texas turkey sandwich an boy am I sore today

by Redneck.lh20 February 11, 2019