Toolbox McBro

A nice guy with tool-ish tendencies. Often goes shirtless. Frequent conversation topics include rugby, power-lifting, and old-school hip-hop. Prefers Ferraris to women. Can be shortened to "TBMcB"."

Jeff is such a Toolbox McBro, he showed me his lats today after he got back from rugby classes. I didn't ask to see.

by Not TBMcB October 19, 2009

Toolbox extraordinaire

Worse than a tool, even worse than a toolbox. The highest capacity of being a tool.

Coined on Jake and Amir

Jake: Amir, leave my brother alone, you don't even know him.

Amir: Maybe you should stop being such a toolbox extraordinaire!

by pez123 December 13, 2010

Japanese Toolbox

When one dude is fucking another dude while playing with his balls with a pair of chopsticks.

I saw Dustin Diamond hooking up with this dude and the dude gave him a sweet Japanese Toolbox!

by Stankmuffin October 9, 2006

toolbox

a complete total tool,

1) someone who tries too hard to fit in and just turns out as a total loser

2) also someone who will do anything to please you.

1) Kid: "Who the hell was that kid?! who does he think he is?
Me: "Oh..you met Josh, he's a toolbox, if you ignore him he may go away..."

2) Kid: "Man I wish I had some money"
Me: "Dude just go ask Josh, he's a fuckin toolbox"

by 1337is64`/ October 18, 2006

lesbian toolbox

Manly bags carried by extremely butch lesbians. Usually used to house hatchets and axes for when they go on lumberjacking trips.

Here comes Pam with her lesbian toolbox again. I'll bet she keeps hedge clippers and a sludge hammer in that thing.

by Deering September 13, 2006

rusty toolbox

Is a reference to a not well liked individual's anal canal, usually accompanied by anal seepage and country music.

Lemme eat that rusty toolbox, nobody else will.

by TheLetsGetItGuy January 28, 2017

toolbox meeting

Essentially a meeting where some pompous egotistical twat of a manager gets you into work outside of hours to download a bunch of rubbish information you probably already know.

Man I had to attend a toolbox meeting for work this morning. We’ve talked about the same safety issues 4 weeks in a row now.

by ellieamee November 5, 2019