Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Fishbowl1976

Skankbag

Someone who smells like they slept under a bar tap the night after she got drilled in a bathroom

That skankbag is wearing the same dirty clothes she had on yesterday. What did she do sleep on someone’s dogshit infested lawn?

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When the smartest guy in the room learns you how to use a socket wrench

He Brettsplained to me how to tell military time

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Someone whom you like because they have absolutely no redeeming qualities whatsoever

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