slammered

when you are so drunk you fall and break your face

dude, he drank vlad and got slammered, now his moneymaker is ruined

by the short train April 17, 2010

Slammered

The point at which an individual has consumed so much alcohol they cannot keep it together anymore.

Sloppy+Hammered=Slammered

After that last game of beer pong Susy couldn't walk straight, put a sentence together, or keep herself off anyone. Totally slammered.

by w0rdchef January 26, 2011

slammer

A male from the slumps of the south east. He usually struggles in every facet of his life. Is quite often a lurker and a minger. He also prefers the company of munters to hotties

That Slammer is kidding himself

by Bod September 1, 2003

slammer

cross between slam and hammered. usually refered to having sex like a mother fucker

Dude, jaya got totally slammered last night.

by chico mana December 6, 2006

trunk slammer

Derogatory term for a contractor who has minimal skill, experience and equipment. Trunk slammer implies the contractor works out of their car trunk, with no office or licenses and they will likely be difficult to find if the client is not happy with the work.

My neighbor hired a trunk slammer to build his house deck, and now we are laughing at the unfinished disaster that he spent so much money on.

by two bits July 22, 2009

Sheffield Slammer

The act of punching ones cervix.

Hey baby do you want a sheffield slammer?

by Marissa Manfredi+Ricky Tomori October 21, 2008

Slammer Bammer

When one decides to chug copious amounts of hooch.

Dude Alex is going Slammer Bammer on that $10 rum, while Curt is totally being a pussy about it.

by Scotch Bingeinton September 15, 2011