EMS

A board on neopets for all the dumb, random people. But n00bs have taken over alot of it and we must stab them with taco shoes -_-

" Good God. Ems is dead tonight"

by Bod August 20, 2004

penis plater

A person, usually of the younger generation, lurking around on there P plates.

That penis plater just cut me off! What a prick

by BOD August 27, 2003

OLDo

1) teh l337 g@yb0y!
2) Runs Oldo's gay hub on DC

OMG u f00kin OLDO!

by Bod September 05, 2003

hudon

I big peenis gets all the girls cuz he is hot as heack and is goatee at every sport and extremely nice and funny

Hudon is a Grady guy

by Bod October 27, 2020

laning

The hobby of driving green lanes or unsurfaced roads usually with a 4x4 or trail motorcycle. Mainly UK English.

I am going out to do some laning today.

by Bod February 04, 2004

Smoker

The name given to a person who you believe is a professional cock smoker and should be as such addressed as smoker as a mark of respect.

Hey Smoker, yeah you! Get me another bourban and coke
That guy is such a smoker
Piss off ya smoker!

by BOD August 27, 2003

chav

As virilent as bubonic plague and spreading like rats emerging from their lairs these undesirables are spawning a legion of illegitimate 'chavlets.'
Linger round Oldham Street & Piccadilly Gardens in Manchista and watch the 'chavometer' peak!
Low chav index before midday tho' as they're still in their pits!
Baying and snarling like a pack of jackals round a wounded prey,basball caps cocked at an angle they take everything out of the system but put tap-all back!
Render the bastards down!
Chavs ferried in at one end -melted tacky jewellry and Rockport residue exuding out of the other!!
Only Argos Jewellry counters and Cash Generators would miss them.

'Garot a chav today !
Keep the detritus at bay !!''

''I'm innocent !
I've dun nuffin Mr.Dibble !
I woz dumpin me load into one ov me bitches at that time.
Honest mate.
She'd bunked off skool.''

by Bod June 07, 2004