Telopea

Area in Sydney full of bogans, lads and drug addicts who think theyre hot shit by saying "Eshays"

Telopean 1 - "Hey mate wanna go smoke some pot in Telopea?"

Telopean 2 - "Yeah bro that sounds fucking eshays!"

by Anti bogan August 22, 2009

TEOTWAWKI

The End of the World as We Know It.
i.e. when God drops the bomb.

Person1: UMG BIBLE CODES SAYS TEOTWAWKI IS COMING IN 2012!!!

Person2: ahaha, you said 'cumming!'

Person1: ho3

by childster September 18, 2003

telomere

Telomeres are the ends of chromosomes. They consist of repetitive sequences that vary in length between species and individuals. With each cell division, telomeres shorten due to oxidative stress and the inability of DNA polymerase to fully replicate them (end replication problem). Several means to lengthen telomeres have been observed; in humans, two methods exist: the telomerase enzyme and the recombination-based alternative lengthening of telomeres (ALT). Telomeres play a significant role in cancer development and stem cell aging.

90% of cancers activate telomerase as a telomere maintenance mechanism.

by tempest33 March 16, 2009

Teletoon

Canadian Cartoon Network. Available in both French and English, due to the country's bilinguism. Used to have a Teletoon at Night segment, which would be equivalent to Adult Swim, though it was closed on March 31st, 2019 (though it still exists in the French version of Teletoon) and got replaced with, well, Adult Swim.

Canadian: Hey did you see that new episode of Teen Titans Go on Teletoon yesterday at 8?
French Canadian: What? Wasn't it a Total Dramarama episode?
American: What the hell is a Teletoon?

by poudink November 29, 2020

teletubbies

the gay version of ninja turtles

teletubbies eat plastic pancakes with faces on it for every meal

by i rock August 16, 2003

OM TELOLET OM

Direcly translated to "Sir, Honk the horn sir" is phrase used by Indonesian, mainly children to ask bus driver to honk their bus’s Horn. They often ask bus driver to do so because they love the loud-funny sound of the bus’s horn. This phrase consists of two words, "Om" and "telolet". In bahasa Indonesia, Om means uncle, sir, or call-name for grown-up male, and "telolet" represents the sound of the bus’s horn.
originally used for kids entertaiment whenever a bus passing by. but recently becoming internet meme by leaving the phrase in the comment section of a post. even when the post have nothing to do with a bus.

*Bus passing by*
OM TELOLET OM!
*Bus driver honk the horn*
"Telolettelolet~"

*dj snake release new song*
OM TELOLET OM!

by midzk December 21, 2016

telt

Scottish slang for 'told', usually used when the 'telling' involves some exercise of authority or bringing to order.

Get yersel telt.

You've been telt already ya cunt. Next time yer gettin chibbed

by Tulley January 7, 2008