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TEOTWAWKI 

The End of the World as We Know It.
i.e. when God drops the bomb.
Person1: UMG BIBLE CODES SAYS TEOTWAWKI IS COMING IN 2012!!!

Person2: ahaha, you said 'cumming!'

Person1: ho3
TEOTWAWKI by childster September 18, 2003
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textwalking 

to walk as you are texting on a cellular device, unaware of what or who is around you.
I was textwalking Kevin on my way to class and bumped into a random dude in the hall.
textwalking by muse_ick February 13, 2008
TEOCAWKI is an acronym for the phrase “The End Of Civilization As We Know It“.
A TEOCAWKI happens when an event or events change all or portion of the Earth’s population’s
values, ideals, way of thinking, social structure, view point or how the interact with one another.
It is likely the ones that under going the change will not notices that they are changing and that it will only
be seen by persons that have managed to resist changing. Even thou one does not change the way that others are the fact that others around him or her are changing will affect a change on him or her. Society is ever changing and evolving the values, ideals, way of thinking, social structure, view point or how the interact with one another was different when your great great great grandparents were alive and will be different when your great great grandchildren are borne.
If same sex marriages are legalized it could very well be teocawki.
teocawki by WestpointMAG April 7, 2008

Teotwaki 

The end of the world as we know it!
All this fracking will lead us straight to Teotwaki!
Teotwaki by BatMarlon March 6, 2018

textwalking 

The process of returning a text message in a half asleep state of mind.
"Meagan texted me last night at like 3am. I think I returned it, must have been textwalking last night."
textwalking by Taylor Kessel June 28, 2007
from the REM song "the end of the world as we know it"

Used to describe a major change in the way things are or a perception of an upcoming apocalyptic mad max type scenario.

Gaining traction in usage by the financial community.
If the government defaults on it's loans it will be a teowaki event.
teowaki by starman101 March 3, 2009
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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