tonsil slurp

a deep kiss when the tongue wipes the tonsils

He gave her a good tonsil slurp and she could smell he hadn't scraped his tongue for a week

by Edna Sweetlove November 5, 2006

period slurper

A man female or both who slurp period juice.

Brandon and Paul are period slurper's who suck lexy's period juice.

by snickle douche August 13, 2010

golden slurp

an obese women performing the art of pulling out her stomach fat and shaping it as a bowl while a man pisses in the "bowl", then the obese woman proceeds to suck the piss out with a straw. then the man recieves head from the woman, with the piss still in the womans mouth.

bro, i made tha fat bitch give me the golden slurp. shit was tight son.

by mr. flex January 10, 2012

Street Slurping

The opposite of road head. The act of getting your pussy licked while driving.

She received some nice street slurping while she was driving her boyfriend to school.

"Hey Wally, I'm feeling frisky"
"How bout I street slurp the fuck out of you"

by EHarps and Walldeezy March 12, 2014

Gerber Slurper

When a girl is at least 10 years younger than you but sucks dick like she is trying to get her bills paid.

That Gerber Slurper almost sucked me inside out. Someone is trying to get their Cricket bill paid.

by Big booty G November 8, 2020

Slurple

Having an inappropriately large amount of someones drink fast enough that they do not realise that you're taking liberties.

Derives from an act somewhere in between of having a slurp and having a tipple.

Mainly introduced as a good rhyming word for 'purple'.

Hi Chris. What's that your drinking? I've never had that before. Give us a slurple.

by !david clarke! December 28, 2008

Slurpee Rule

A method of teaching that is effective in keeping students attention, but may scramble a few brains in the process.

Also see

-Monkey Rule-
Bannana Rule-
*Zurzeghreb*
-Communism Rule

Guy: You can buy anything I can give you a special discount!
JM: How can you give me discount this is 7-11 corporate store, what is this special Slurpee Rule?
Guy: Look Jerry, come at 5:75 and you will have your discount

by resonant_tesla February 25, 2011