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smocking

Smocking is body painting for sexual gratification.

While the majority of body painting is done for artistic reasons, smockers belong to the subgroup that's just interested in getting their kicks. Normally either a negative or playful context, smockers aren't generally considered artists.
She thinks he wants to use her as the canvas for his next masterpiece, but he's just smocking.
by Carino Risagallo April 25, 2006
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socking

1: Punching or hitting.
2: Hitting a person with a heavy, but pliable object inside a sock, using it like a truncheon.
3: Using a sock as a jerk wad
1: "Whaaa! Ma, George socked me!"
2: "Filling one of his socks with coins, Byron waited for the guard to return in order to sock him before he could sound the alarm."
3: "Julian preferred to use his cotton ones for socking."
by drKarling July 2, 2004
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Fly Snooking

The act of sitting in a half full bath tub with an erection so only the head of the penis protrudes through the water. Catch a house fly and tear the wings off. Place the de-winged fly on the head of the penis, it will be unable to fly or swim away. Allow the fly to walk around stimulating the penis to orgasm.
Alan was a real sick ticket he was always getting caught fly snooking.
by Sic Wills September 6, 2008
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Cock-Stocking

Cock-Stocking: When a man places his penis inside a woman's vagina simply as a means to keep his sexual organ warm (COCK STOCKING)
Marissa is my favorite Cock-Stocking during the Winter time.
by RyandRy December 31, 2010
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Stocking Stuffer

A tube sock that is used by adolescent males to ejaculate into when masturbating to contain the mess and hide it from their moms
My mom knew I was jerking off when she found my stiff stocking stuffer in the clothes hamper
by wildcard007 December 20, 2009
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Snacking At A Buffet

Not using something to it's full potential
1:
A: How did you spend your 1,000 dollars.

B: Spent it on my girlfriend

A: Way to snack at a buffet, asshole.

2:
A: I heard C only uses his Xbox for music

B: Yeah, he's definitely snacking at a buffet
by Onemanarmy675 November 12, 2011
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Socking

Ejaculating into a sock and then wearing them afterwards
Micheal likes to wear the socks he jerked into. He calls it socking.
by PickelRick February 9, 2022
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