SMS whore

A sad creature whose sole reason to exist is to bombard others with SMS'.
These people has no social network except their SMS "friends", and will never actually answer the phone if you try to call them, but wait five minutes, then resume their messaging.
Not necessarily gender specific.
"I'm freaking out! This is the n'ieth SMS Richard sent me today. He is such an SMS whore!"
by drKarling July 02, 2004
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snus

Moist, ground up tobacco. Comes in many different flavors. Commonly used under the upper lip, but some use it under the lower.
Two variants; ordinary and portion snus.
Less dangerous and foul smelling than smoking, but can cause mouth and lip cancer. It's also a dead turn off.

Since it almost only found in Scandinavia, it's hell to take it through customs in other parts of the world.
"Give us a pack af Skruf snus"
"Sorry, we don't have Skruf, what about some General instead?"
"Nah, I rather take a pack of Ettan."
by DrKarling July 02, 2004
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socking

1: Punching or hitting.
2: Hitting a person with a heavy, but pliable object inside a sock, using it like a truncheon.
3: Using a sock as a jerk wad
1: "Whaaa! Ma, George socked me!"
2: "Filling one of his socks with coins, Byron waited for the guard to return in order to sock him before he could sound the alarm."
3: "Julian preferred to use his cotton ones for socking."
by drKarling July 02, 2004
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jerk wad

Any fabric or tissue used to collect and/or wipe off semen after masturbation.
"Eric! What happened to your curtains? They are all crusty!"
by drKarling July 02, 2004
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Eventyr Tobakk

Translates literally into "Adventure/Fairy-tale Tobacco"

A norwegian brand of rolling tobacco which is virtually impossible to get past customs (even more so than snus)
especially into the US.
Robert got strip searched and held back at the airport because he had a pack of Eventyr in his suitcase.
by DrKarling July 02, 2004
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Neptun's Kiss

The same as backsplash.
Hugely annoying.
Can be avoided by clever usage of toilet paper.
"Aieeeh!"
"Whut?"
"Neptun's Kiss, man."
"So what?"
"The water's effin' freezin', man!"
by drKarling July 02, 2004
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boler

A person doing stereoids (bole).
Easily identified by inhuman muscles, short temper and small wits.
The bigger a boler a man his, more gorilla like he becomes untill he reaches a certain stage when he has too much testosteron in his body.
Then his body changes the testosteron into oestrogen and starts to grow man boobs.
So, endowed with a woman's breasts the boler will walk the earth, unable to satisfy even himself as he also becomes impotent.
This makes him even more short tempered and angry, thus putting more strain on his already overworked heart and ensuring an almost certain death by heart attack.
"Tommy, the boler, died yesterday"
"How?"
"He was so heavy on the juice that his heart popped when he tried to tie his shoes."
by drKarling July 02, 2004
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