Swalker

A Swalker is someone who is a slow walker. You commonly find these people in malls, universities and anywhere when you happen to be in a hurry.

Wow, She is such a swalker.

This swalker needs to get out of the way, I'm in a hurry.

by U of R Girl September 28, 2013

shwacked

To be drunk way past the point of good sense and decision making, usually leads to blacking out on ping pong tables or throwing up all over the place and forgetting to clean it up. It's the level of drunkeness where the fun has ceased and you begin to seriously regret your actions, while at the same time smiling, laughing and saying 'YOLO' with your friends, even though you know you really fucked up this time.

Dude 1: "Yo sup dude we gonna get shwacked tonight i got that absinthe"
Dude 2: "Man i cant wait hope i black out we gonna be belligerent"
Doctor: "You are both fucking retarded"

by DrinkDontDrive December 12, 2013

shwankmuffin

A word used in dialogue to mess somebody up in doing an acion;

Yelling "shwankmuffin" as somebody is bowling for them to get a gutterball;

by Pyrotono June 29, 2006

shwank

to simultanously hang a shit and to wank (masterbate).

fuck yeah do it all the time,lowers your chance of getting prostate cancer by fifty percent,yeah fuck yeah shwanking is the way to go!

by Browning Smears November 15, 2003

shwally

beer see shwaly

pop in for a schwally on the way home

by steve gill December 10, 2003

Shwacking

The act of showering, then masturbating.

After a Delicious Italian Dinner, I think I'm going to have myself a steamy session of Shwacking at home.

by Chassssjuam August 9, 2015

shwankfest

a gymnasium full of shwankers.

alex met his boyfriend while at a Umass frat shwankfest

by chea6969 August 27, 2006